Plotkin Pilloried

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I wrote a blog last year (5/26/06) about observing a bartender in Baltimore ripping off the house by short-pouring liquor. I bemoaned having had to watch the theft and lamented that it happens to me a lot. In that piece I apparently gave Donald T. the impression that I was accusing all bartender of being thieves. 

            In a recent email Mr. T. expressed his concerns in no uncertain terms. "Robert Plotkin! I can't believe you are such a piece of crap.  I have been a Bar Man for over 10 years and you laid such a BULLSHIT BLANKET STATEMENT AGAINST ALL BARTENDERS SHORTPOURING AND THEN STEALING MONEY!  I have seen your face, if you do not retract that crap, next time I see you it will be a bottle of Pimm's over your F***ing Head!  Loser!  What the f*** have you ever done??????  Bartenders abroad do not deserve that......retract nationally.  BTW.....How do you like your Side Car?" --Donald T.

            I would think that a barman with over 10 years experience would freely acknowledge the reality of the situation. This is indeed an industry beset by employee theft issues. That's not a blanket condemnation; that's a quantifiable statement. Bevinco is an international beverage auditing service and they place losses due to "shrinkage" at about 24-26% of gross sales. Draft beer losses run about 20%. Left unchecked internal theft can drain a business dry.

            For the record, and to save myself from a potentially nasty beating, I don't believe all bartenders steal. Having worked one side of the stick or the other for over 25 years, I would like to add for the record that some do.

            Let me explain something, Mr. T. I think bartender theft is largely attributable to a flawed business model, rather than their (our) lack of ethics. Here's the flaw with the business model: bartenders take drink orders, prepare and serve the products, and collect the sales proceeds before any information regarding the transaction is entered into the register or point of sales system. There's nearly always a moment when money is in bartenders' hands and the funds are unaccounted for. That's when things often go astray.

            Certainly Mr. T. you must agree that there are a ton of ways to rip off a bar, short-pouring being only one of many scams. In my 35-year career I have met many bar owners who have experienced theft firsthand. The best prevention is comprehensive policies and cash-handling procedures in place to help keep the honest bartenders honest.

            So to repeat, Mr. T., not all bartenders steal. And if you do get an opportunity to hit me on the head with a bottle of Pimm's, please make sure it's empty because the stuff is too good to waste.

 

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