August 2006 Archives

Snifters, Aged Rums And The Quality Of Life

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Don't get me wrong, I love aged rums. I love their dark, mahogany hues and wafting aromas of Caribbean fruit, vanilla and molasses. That's why as of 6:15am this morning I've officially declared sipping barrel-aged rums from snifters the new, cool thing in bars. When people ask you why dark rums are so hip, so happening, here's a point-by-point breakdown of the approved response. Read through the talking points and commit them to memory. Let their irrefutable logic secure foothold in your mind and wash all other conscious thoughts away. 

Does Gin Still Have A Pulse?

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Reports of gin's imminent demise have been greatly exaggerated. Not only have I actually spoken with gin recently (last evening, in fact), but at establishments where people still appreciate civility and style, gin is thriving and basking in the attention.