At the risk of sounding
like a surly curmudgeon, I hereby declare war on the phrase "No Problem." It
has no place on-premise. Last night, our server refilled my coffee and when I
said thanks, she replied "no problem," pirouetted and left.
January 2006 Archives
The
captain just announced that we've leveled off at 28,000 feet and that it's safe
to use approved electronic devices, which I presume doesn't include my new
cattle prod. The woman seated next to me is not so quietly snoring and the kid
in front is repeatedly slamming himself against the seat back (pity about the
cattle prod).
Territoriality. I've seen Wild Kingdom, I appreciate its purpose in nature. Dogs mark their territory. Lions, muskrats and low land gorillas all protect their territory. But bartenders? Well, apparently in some clubs they do.
Territoriality. I've seen Wild Kingdom, I appreciate its purpose in nature. Dogs mark their territory. Lions, muskrats and low land gorillas all protect their territory. But bartenders? Well, apparently in some clubs they do.